When I sing, it sounds like I’m gargling spaghetti. Is it any wonder that women lust after me and mail me their panties? (Mail to: Jarod Kintz/12358 Fibonacci Way/Jacksonville, Fl 32258)


“Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I though…”

“Who art thou, Art? Do you make art the way I make love—with a paintbrush?”

“Since pigs are anatomically similar to humans, dissecting one must be like cutt…”

“My wife died of someone trying to help her. He helped her find her way off a br…”