When I smell small, my nose gets clogged up. Think what would happen if I whiffed medium or large.

“A brick could be used to measure the speed of gravity, but an apple offers a ta…”

“Do something productive, like painting or procrastinating or protesting—which i…”

“I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it…”

“I am illiterate. Just not in English.”