When I talk about love, people listen. And when I listen about love, people talk.

“We made love like water makes life, and thinking about it makes me so horny I’m…”

“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer …”

“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”

“I fear one day I’ll get a knock at my front door, and I’ll answer it to find my…”