When I tap my car’s brakes, my horn beeps. Don’t make me flick on my windshield wipers.

“Come to terms with who you were, embrace who you are, and become who you will b…”

“Anyone want some of my foot long sub? It’s huge! It’s nearly half as long as my…”

“I’ve always wanted to send a message in a bottle, with my message saying someth…”

“Love is in the air. Love and pollution.”