When I think about all the thinking I’ve done, I get sleepy, like a coffee-colored bear.

“I sent him a silent message with my body language, but he must be deaf—or, rath…”

“I’m not selfish. I’d gladly give someone’s life, a more valuable life than my o…”

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out …”

“My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case,…”