When I turned 30, I was done with Thousand Island dressing. I have moved on to Island Number 1001.

“Thanks,” I said, “have a great day.” And I turned to leave. Damn! I am such a c…”

“I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get …”

“Half man, half woman, hermaphrodites are 100% love—self love.”

“A blanket could be used to represent the Rectangle of Desire. In nine out of te…”