When I visit England, I want to bring back the best souvenir an American can get: a British accent.

“I own nothing, but at least nothing owns me. Well, besides the bank.”

“Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings, and so did my f…”

“I am quite possibly the world's bravest coward. I have never backed down from b…”

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that…”