When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.

“When I got married, I could not have chosen a more gorgeous, loving, or perfect…”

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. No…”

“My baby nephew is a real ladies man. He doesn't need to pick up women. They pic…”

“Love is the most precious gift you could ever possibly hope to steal. Some wome…”