When I was a little boy, I used to work in a sweatshop. We made deodorant.

“The first thing she told me after I hit on her was that she had a boyfriend of …”

“My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, …”

“Last night as I was driving home, I ran over a guy in a wheelchair. But it’s OK…”

“The bad news is the butcher’s dead. The good news is there’ll be no need for a …”