When I was growing up, I’d walk to school in the snow. In Florida. Uphill all three ways.

“I’ll make Chad to you. By that I mean I’ll leave late and come early.”

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“I made myself an “I Love Jennifer” jacket out of my old “I Love Jenn” jacket. T…”