When I write I am an avocado, and in a team sport setting, I am guacamole. And not to sour cream on your dreams, but with my love life, I am a nacho.

“So I am to be Robert’s replacement. On the one hand, there is no pressure, beca…”

“I’d drive a thousand miles just to learn how to conserve gas and help save the …”

“The coast is clear. Not a beached whale in sight.”

“I like undressing women with my eyes, but I just can’t quite figure out how to …”