When I write, I feel like an armless legless man witha crayon in his mouth Auteur: Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Copy Quote More from Kurt Vonnegut Jr. “The function of the artist is to make people like life better than they have be…” “I am a humanist, which means, in part, that I have tried to behave decently wit…” “Oh, a very sorry people, yes,Did I find here.Oh, they had no music,And they had…” “It is so short and jumbled and jangled, Sam, because there is nothing intellige…”