When I write my dreams down, I can relive my sleep when I am awake.

“I have a responsibility as a human being to care for animals—including politici…”

“Even a fool recognizes that there is great sadness in a bucket of tears. But on…”

“When I’m introduced to a woman for the first time, I always say the same thing.…”

“If someone invited you to a flash mob, would you wear a bra?”