When I’m not eating, sleeping, working, or doing a hundred other things, I’m making love. I need to arrange my priorities. Sleeping should be first.

“To be gentle you have to be patient.”

“I like mirrors as much as the next guy, except if the next guy is my clone.”

“You can't put a price tag on human life. But if you could, I'd demand coupons f…”

“I want a one-bedroom house with cup holders. I want to live in my car, and make…”