When my coffee is gone, so is my motivation.

“I make love like I sing—in a choir, alone in the bathtub.”

“His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was…”

“I am not challenging you to be you, I am challenging you to be you. In the firs…”

“With 87 other Elvis impersonators, I’m going to take over the world. Starting w…”