When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “You want me to wear a condom?!

“A brick could be used as a sex toy. Well, I say sex toy, but the politician str…”

“I want to open up a counter-culture club. It’ll be anti-established in 2012.”

“Inside my skull is a turtle shell. Inside the turtle shell is a rabbit. And ins…”

“I can’t work well when I am under stress. It reduces me to normalcy. Stress is …”