When one speaks of sex with midgets, one must speak French.

“High-pitched squeal like a beauty pageant contestant found best in show, Oprah …”

“Carmen blinked and shuddered like someone chewing a lemon ring, enduring a thro…”

“Karaoke divides humanity into two groups: those who don’t want to sing and shou…”

“Now I felt exposed, on display like a puppy in a pet store window, strip steak …”