When people change, I’m disappointed they’re not who I remember them being. And when people don’t change, I’m disappointed they still are who they were. All people do is disappoint, and I do mean all people.

“In LaLa Land, there is only one kind of sex that's logical. In a made-up land, …”

“The cool thing about unemployment is every day is Saturday.”

“People don’t know what I’ve gone through to get where I’m at—six tunnels and th…”

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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