When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can’t or because they won’t. Then I think, what’s the difference? Either way they are ignorant.

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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“A brick could be used for good, or for evil. The Brick of Creation, or the Bric…”

“You just tell me when and where, and not only will I not be there, but I’ll als…”

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”