When she offered me a spot of tea, I said, “No thanks, I’ve already got a spot of tea on my shirt.

“I nearly ran him over after he ran out in front of my car. So I slammed on the …”

“I heard everything you said, listened to half, and agreed with a quarter. And 1…”

“I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always co…”

“He said he thinks he’s God, and I said, In that case, I’m an atheist.”