When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.

“In another universe I probably came out OK, ended up with mad novias and jobs a…”

“That’s life for you. All the happiness you gather to yourself, it will sweep aw…”

“Beli at thirteen believed in love like a seventy-year-old widow who's been aban…”

“I mean, shit, what Latino family doesn't think it's cursed?”