When someone asks me if I was born in a barn, I always give them a long face. And a whinny.

“A pen is like a switchblade you can actually write with—and pull off a successf…”

“I want to bring as much love into the world as I can. Where am I bringing it fr…”

“A writer should be a recluse. Why share words with a few friends in the moment …”

“The US is about to go all Billy the Kid. Inflation is going to keep shooting up.”