When someone I admire turns out to be a rather normal guy, I get offended because it’s an insult to my jealousy.

“I floated like driftwood in the ocean. I wasn’t worried about sharks, because m…”

“This presidential election will be as electric as an eel—and just as snakelike.”

“My first inclination is to make my business all about me, but my second instinc…”

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”