When someone insults me, I simply shut down. Then I open back up at 9 am the next morning.

“After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than …”

“I don’t need a dress, I need an address. And some panties.”

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“By brother is so young that to this day he still doesn’t exist.”