When the fog lifts on this economy, I think we’ll find a lot of people refusing to ever turn off their caution lights.

“If I only had five minutes left to live, I’d only be half as alarmed as normal,…”

“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do …”

“When you’re starving, and all the grocery stores are out of meat, that’s when y…”

“A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just fol…”