When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blinking without blinking.

“With over one billion people, I’d say China is the best place to have group sex.”

“I’m too conceited to concede defeat to my clone.”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“I want to get even. I want to get even more money.”