When the silent flamingo dances pink with desire, I’ll be there, sipping on owl stares and kitten curls.

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”

“Most people wear mind blindfolds. I think that’s stupid. I wear blindfolds over…”

“A blanket could be used in exciting medical advancements, curing everything fro…”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”