When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, coloring outside the lines.

“I carry my love over, and I carry over the two when we multiply.”

“Inviting the invading army over for dinner, buffet style, is a bad idea. Especi…”

“I bought an oxygen tank, because with the global population at over seven billi…”

“I want a house that costs somewhere in the neighborhood of any other neighborho…”