When tragedy hits close to home, like your neighbor’s house, it really makes you stop and think. And while you’re thinking, I’ll be speeding off in the getaway car. 


“On the card I wrote, “Thinking of you,” and the picture was of my erect penis. …”

“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drin…”

“If you see me sitting at a dining room table with a clean plate and bowl in fro…”

“I rearranged the letters of the word “neologism” to make the word neologism its…”