When two people tell the same lie, the are working together

“There's more to someone being lovable than the way they look." "...he told me t…”

“I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone into his pocket. …”

“I am a man, and men do not drink pink drinks. Now, be gone, woman, and fetch me…”

“She was afraid you'd freak out? Start seeing demons in the White House?"... "Th…”