When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle.

“Columbus was born around 1492. I say around because before that the world was f…”

“I get Gulliver’s Travels and Thousand Island dressing mixed up.”

“In life or death situations, my father has only been there once for me. So I'd …”

“I’m about to crash for the night, and I’m wearing a bicycle helmet to bed. I ma…”