When witnesses concoct lies, they often miss the obvious.

“She was pondering the option of law school, the great American baby-sitter for …”

“There are few things in life worse than a long-winded lawyer.”

“Prisons are hate factories, Pastor, and society wants more and more of them.”

“Look at me," he said, glancing down at his legs. "A wretched old man in a red m…”