When you buy a gun, every problem starts to look like a nail.

“A ball is a great place to dance, or a great thing to dribble. A ball is also a…”

“I want to be the object of your objections.”

“I didn’t feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas, so I just …”

“I’m building a hot air balloon out of my love for you. I’m starting with the ho…”