When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the butter too quickly, I’m likely to shoot you. But even if you attack me, we can still be lovers.

“In complete silence you can’t hear a thing. Just ask a deaf person—but ask them…”

“Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued i…”

“I keep a large map of the world hanging above my bed. Everybody wants to own la…”

“It’s not what you wear that sets you apart from your fellow man, but what you d…”