When you use your pen to think, you’re never wasting ink.

“A brick could be used to keep a level head. I don’t mean remaining rational, I …”

“I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing.”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”

“A Yes-man is always a somebody. Only a No-man is a nobody.”