When your action is gone, and all that’s left is motionlessness, I’ll be there, whistling.

“A blanket could be used to stop a train. Another good thing to use would be bra…”

“A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.”

“I can draw like it’s nobody’s business. I use my door as a canvas, so don’t kno…”

“I’m so constipated that every time I go to shit, the only thing that comes out …”