Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.” “Who wants to be the unsung heroes of my voiceless choir quartet? We’re the Hele…” “If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forwar…” “Somewhere, on some sidewalk, is a piece of gum with my shoe’s imprint patterned…”