Whenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is better than yesterday.

“I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he p…”

“There is nothing more romantic than candles and flowers, except candles that sm…”

“A brick could be used to soften resistance. Smash the opposition into a pulp!
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“Women are referred to as the fairer sex. But are they really less tan, or are t…”