Whenever I see a gorgeous woman, I think, Who is that tall drink of water, and how come I’m suddenly thirsty?

“Laws are chains to the many, and whips to the few.”

“He wasn’t a Have, and he wasn’t a Have Not. He was a midget, so he was a shorte…”

“4 am—if I’m ever up that early, it’s because I’m up that late.”

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”