Whenever I see a strange man at a urinal, I always approach him slowly and say, “Dad, is that you?

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”

“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“My favorite color is brown, as in Andrew Benson Brown.”

“Mr. Shit gives politicians a good name. It’s the rest of the politicians who gi…”