Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasionally even in the same person.

“On my wedding night, I want to make slow, passionate rush hour to my wife at we…”

“One thing my grandpa taught me was never fall asleep while swimming. Or, rather…”

“The US is at a point where just when the people imagine things can’t get any wo…”

“Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me la…”