Whether you’re being good, or you’re up to no good, try not to look guilty.

“As a balloon expands, so too does my love for you with each passing day. To kno…”

“I wear loud clothes. They aren’t bright colors, but I do have speakers sewn int…”

“I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit …”

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first.…”