Which half do you want me to cut in half, Mr. Halfofhalf?

The name’s Onequarter. Johnny Onequarter. And don’t you forget it.

“Love is a winding mountainous road. Do you have an extra unicycle and handlebar…”

“Some people try to change the world one life at a time. Others try to change th…”

“If it’s not one thing, it’s another. The other thing is, of course, two. That m…”

“I am the rainbow of love. Even if things get stormy, you know you can count on …”