Who am I to ask you who you are, even if you’re my clone.

“Governments are nothing more than elaborate Rube Goldberg apparatuses, operatin…”

“I’m a magician. I can make food appear—and out of my penis, no less.”

“My favorite pen is my penis. Put my words in your mouth.”

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”