Who inspires me to write? My clone. I just want him to appreciate me as a person.

“Does Ziploc make body bags? I’ll bet the corpses would stay fresher for longer …”

“Nipples—men have them, but don’t need them. Men—women have them, but don’t need…”

“If you rearrange the letters of “love,” you get “ovel.” I don’t know what an ov…”

“My name is Meow. At least that’s what my cat calls me. But you can call me afte…”