Who needs a large vocabulary when you can just make up any word at any time? It makes life a whole lot more emeaglibop.

“Much to my delight, I found her panties to be full of mashed potatoes—but I had…”

“I go to sleep in my business suit, because it makes my dreams of success seem m…”

“I put Chap Stick on before I read, because my lips move along with my eyes. May…”

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to …”