Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?

“A counterfeit is a knock off. A cat’s tail swiping a knickknack placed perilous…”

“Blankets could be employed to keep the people standing in the unemployment line…”

“I want to get married, but first I’ll have to get a divorce.”

“Being in love is like being lit on fire and having your loved one morph into a …”