Whoever said that a soft answer turneth away wroth had never worked in a bar.

“Be careful what you wish for. You never know who will be listening.”

“Best to get it off his chest. Own up like a man. Take his medicine. Cards on ta…”

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled. "Really?"…”

“THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME”