Why did she want to see me for 15 minutes? I guess because half an hour was twice too long to say I love you. She also used 1,000 times the amount of words that were needed.

“A blanket could be used like cloud cover
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“I hate hearing other people taking shits. Still, I’ve got nothing else to liste…”

“While I’m no Major League Baseball prospect, I have thrown a few no-hitters in …”

“I sure hope Wrigley doesn't start making socks, because then I wouldn't be able…”