Why do relationships have to be so complicated?

“He was desperate to tell his news to some other cat; he almost felt that if a m…”

“I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalki…”

“Power is neither good nor evil, but its user makes it so.”

“Great, lets round up all the useless cats and hope a tree falls on them - Jayfe…”